Monday, September 12, 2011

Day 4 - Thursday August 25, 2011

Day 4



1899 miles
9:05 am
Got a late start since we didn't get into  Pierre, SD until midnight!
This mornings Morfar coffee index is $0 thanks to Chase the cashier at the Shell Station!

My driving rating is down to below 0 after I pulled a "duke of Hazards stunt". Sofia did not appreciate me going straight thru the stop sign giving the car some air as we jumped over the railroad tracks and landed on a  dirt road with a big thump. This all happened on a dark lonely Rt 14 road  thru SD; the road took a sharp left and I missed it. Sorry.... Car, driver and passenger are all OK - all that is gone is trust.

The sunset through South Dakota was so stunning, only to be replaced by a nights sky so bejeweled with stars everywhere. We stepped out of the car and reached our hands up to the sky to take some with us home... From horizon to horizon stars everywhere, milky, creamy beautiful milky way.

Wow...big sky, this is the prairie and it is so expansive. I get it! Rolling hills and lots of sunflowers! The wind is ever present and the smell of fresh grass far surpasses any of Yankee Candles scents.







Later... But with another free extra hour..... It's freakin' HOT today!! We are a little jealous of you guys who get to experience Hurricane Irene, especially Anna who is dying to get back on her board and hit some surf. But we've got some weather of our own here in South Dakota, USA. It's at least 95, and even the clouds look a little sweaty and bloated. That's not true. They're sweet little wispy things, serving only to add depth and contrast to our shots of the Badlands. We just drove the Badlands Loop, and it's another gigantic testament to our youth as a species, and to our puny size. At the same time, it reminds us that we're part of something so much bigger than we can fathom. Wait, are we in the Bible Belt?However you look at it,the geology of this place is amazing and we have a million photos to prove it.


We've talked with many people again today. Shocking, I know. The woman at the counter of the gas station in Philips has lived here all her life, and she was the subject of our Daily Coffee Question: "Do you drink the stuff?". She assured us that she loves the new coffee system they have at the store, and she made us a fresh pot. Good thing, too, because our "free" coffee from the Shell station was disgusting, due to a half&half gone bad. So much for winning Moofa's Cheap Coffee Index! A cup can only win if you can actually drink it! Anyway, the fresh stuff at the Philips place was $.99 for16 oz. Into dumt, eller hur, Moofa?!




Our socializing also included the coffee lady's grandpa, Walt, a seasoned farmer who wasn't sure what Anna meant by the word "crop", and who gave us a big yellow squash which he brings to the store to get rid of. "They keep coming". When Anna told him she was from Sweden he asked "Where's that?", to which she replied "Oh, you know, somewhere in Europe." A perfectly acceptable answer when the farthest east you've been is Wisconsin.




We also met a Swiss couple at Pinnacles Overlook in the Badlands National Park. We had a great conversation with them in Gerdishglish, which is a combination of German, Swedish and English. Anna and I impressed each other with our excellent fake-it techniques, taking Swedish words and spitting them out a little harder to make them sound like Deutsch. Anna is actually really good at speaking German, and I was able to use the few concepts I learned freshman year of college combined with the Swiss influence from a cute traveler from Zurich a few years ago. You gotta use what ya got!


So far for wildlife we have seen:
2 dead porcupines
7 deer (3 dead, 4 alive)
1 turkey vulture (alive)
1 blue heron (flying)
Lots of horses (so sweet)
Hundreds of cows, all sorts
Pigs in a truck (approximately 80)
Cows in a truck (still alive)
Grasshoppers (some hopping, others flattened)
1 giant spider, black with yellow spots
3 antelope (kickin' it prairie style)
1 very tiny turtle (probably dead by now; it was crossing Rt 14)
Bugs of all sizes and varieties, obliterated on our windshield, and on my bike handlebars

On the outskirts of Rapid City at Flying J's truck stop a white dirty pickup truck pulls up. The driver fumbles but quickly finds his tank top and pulls it over his head. He jumps out of the truck, his long black braid bouncing on his back, as he walks into the store. Let me introduce  you to Jay Redhawk, a ranch owner who breeds Spanish Mustangs. He just ended a long day of work building fences. He is a bit embarrassed when we ask to take his picture at the same time his bright blue eyes light up. It turns out he is no stranger to modeling since his family is filled with artists.  His body is tanned after long hours working under the sun,  chaps on his legs are their for protection when he builds fences. He is of to his own ranch, where he offers classes on how to shoot bow and arrow from the horseback. Look me up on Facebook he says as he hands us his business card. The truck pulls out and he shouts his parting farewell, "Drive safely and look out for antelopes"...





For more photos from Day 4, check out the slide show below!


Day 3 - Wednesday August 24, 2011

Day 3
1176 miles
7:30 start
Stayed at Red Roof Inn at Rockford, Illionois
We pushed through and got in really late. Woke up to a super foggy and dreary morning.
Medium coffee at the local gas station, best $  so far, the "morfar coffee index" is of the charts $1.18 for a medium coffee! We asked the attendance lady is she drank the coffee "occasionally, but I mix it with Cappuccino". Rockford  is a fun city of about 100,000 people all you can do here is go to bars! Sounds like my kind of town! You know you are in the Midwest when they offer you 2 "pahp's" for the price of one! Translation="pahp" is the same as pop or as we call it on the east coast; soda!


It is amazing how much Wisconsin looks like Sweden and Skåne, driving thru cropfields in a pea soup fog! The fog burned of and the rest of the day has been gorgeous blue sky and sunshine!




Yesterday as we drove through the border in to Canada, the Canadian border guard asked us the usual questions like "got any tobacco or alcohol, fire arms..etc. Where are you heading?" Sofia answered "I  am moving to Seattle" the guard looks at our car and says "what is all that stuff for?" Really? What part of moving did you not understand? I AM MOVING! dumbass!

A snack of peanut butter on sourdough bread with cuke slices. It feels good to have won an extra hour, even though it meant that when Anna woke me up this morning and said "It's 7:00", what she meant was "It's 6:00". After going to bed after midnight (Chicago time) and driving ~700 miles, I coulda used that hour. But we got up, took showers, played with the iPad (Anna), did our 6 sun salutations, washed our hands with annoying almondy soap, and ate our yummy breakfast of yogurt, high fiber/fart-minimizing cereal, and freshly picked New Hampshire blueberries which Karen delivered to me alongside the NewCastle shore the morning I left town. Thanks Karen!!!

There are a lot of um..... What are they called again? Oh yeah, TRUCKS on this road. They are part of the plan for a better future for our children. None of this newfangled "sustainability" shit for me! I like my t-bone tortured, my peppers poisonous, and my dairy deathly. And I want it all to be wrapped in as much plastic as possible and shipped from Wisconsin. Or better yet, maybe Mexico! Israel is interesting! Chile is Charrrrrrming!!!

We are now driving alongside the Mighty Mississippi! We saw Huck and Jim a ways back, but Huck was texting so he didn't see us. Jim was sporting an Armani suit and all was well on the yacht. I even caught a quick glimpse of T-pain, who was on the upper deck making a smoothie. Or so it appeared to me.


So sarcastic! What has gotten into me? I'm betting it's FEAR of CHANGE. Let's face it, this is all kinda nuts. I'm leaving my cozy little Portsmouth community, driving 3,600 miles WITH ANNA, and starting a whole new life in an unfamiliar environment WITHOUT ANNA. It would be less insane if I had my tuition in order.... But that's another blog altogether.


In Minnesota. Gonna stop for lunch and listen for Swedish-Midwestern accents. It's another gorgeous day, a few puffy clouds in a sky the color of the ocean we've left behind us....

Met three cute Norwegian brothers at Cabin Coffee shop in St.Charles Minnesota. they sure did their ya and Nay and okey dokey.

Corn corn corn... Endless cornfields. We are driving on Rt 14 through Minnesota and South Dakota to inhale some more local flavors. Gorgeous road with  beautiful landscape filled with... Do I need to say it CORN! What happened to the other crops? Or do they grow those in other parts of the US? Oh yeah we are finding the other crop...SOY, oh so native to the area.

Dipped our legs into "Clear Lake", what a misleading name.....

We just passed Tyler, Minnesota they celebrated  Danish heritage last year with the able skiver fest or in English apple slice party. finally we are approaching the board to South Dakota and we are seeing more and more windmil parks popping up.since it is the prairee it is always windy, just like it is in Skåne. 


Driving thru Minnesota really makes me miss Sweden and Skåne, growing up in Swedens agracultural headquarter. You just take for granted rolling fields, farms, crops, silos the whole production that goes into producing the food that ends up on our tables. So far we passed through fields and fields of of corn broken up by fields of Soy. Both are 2 very heavily genetically engineered produce. You wonder what hapened to the prairie the way it used to be?








The smell of menuer is sometimes overwhelming as wwe drive thru the farmland.
Passing through Cavour, SD population 163, wow.....

The sky and the sunset driving through SD has been one of the most spectacular one that I have ever seen. It is flat flat flat but gorgeous...




Hoping to make it to Pierre were we are hoping to sleep.....


For more pictures from Day 3, check out the slideshow below!

Day 2 - Tuesday August 23, 2011

Day 2
436 miles
7:45 am
Started the day with six sun salutations on a not so clean smelling rug in Budget In, Farmington, NY. Heading towards Buffalo, NY and Niagara Falls, crossing over to Canada and across to Wisconsin. Had our first coffee at Tim Hortons, a canadian franshise according to the morfar coffee index a large coffee for $1.98 not bad.... The coffee lady when asked if she drank the coffee replied "not this stuff". Already encountered diversity in the form of giggling girls and hazidic Jews. Beautiful rolling landscape,with cows and fields... Reminds me of Skåne back in the olden days when the fields also were covered with beech and oak trees.


First larger roadkill on the road...
...a little later...
We've now seen Niagara Falls for the first time! It was beautiful and huge and there was a giant rainbow that wasn't even an app - it was REAL! The tourist racket was a little annoying, and it's kind of a shame that one of the Natural Wonders of the World inspires so much chintz. Oh well, landfills can be beautiful too. We met some nice people again, particularly a guy from Slovakia named David. He's been living in NJ since June ("it's okay") and now he's seeing some sights. He tried to visit Canada but got sent right back over the border once they realized he was born in Rumania






I must say Niagara falls was everything I thought it to be, amazingly swift churning river that rolled over the edge into the bowl. I kept thinking of the Japanese student that fell into the falls a couple of weeks ago. what was her final thoughts? "Oh shit?"and then she must have felt like you do at one of those free fall amusement park rides as she plummeted to the bowl...well they did find her after they plucked up unidentified man.




The ranger told me that just last week they pulled up two girls who were going for a "swim" right at the edge of the falls, they thought that was a great idea after a couple of drinks. The fine for these events are $10,000 per person. One of the tributary rivers where just so slow an peaceful and ended in what looked like an infinity pool edge.... Once you got close you saw that it was a roaring fall...



We decided to take the route thru Canada... We kind of got a sticker shock when we put gas in the car. $1.265/liter. 1 gallon equals 3.8 liters... Do the math! Then the conversion from Canadian dollars to US dollars. Canada did provide some relief from converting miles to kilometers since they use the metric system!

It is incredibly beautiful, lots of roaring crop filled hills, with farms splattered everywhere
Everything looks very Swedish. Orderly towns and cities, well maintained roads and bridges. "just right" houses, stores, shopping malls, you name it. Everything is just "lagom".


The main crop seems like it is corn, no wonder when corn syrup and other corn derivatives makes it into all the food we eat somehow.

Yeah, we made it in to the US crossing the Bridge over Lake Huron. Entering the state of Michigan where they really value their road workers. "injure/kill a worker $7,500 fine + 15 years" . Heading west on I69 then south on 69 until we met up with 94 towards Chicago. More rolling hills, farmlands, the Michigan barns are tall and cool looking with fun silos.


We stopped at MacDonalds for coffee and right next to it this giant 18 wheeler pulls in. It is weird looking with crates/cages in the back. It comes to a screeching halt and as it comes to a stop all you can hear is this loud "oink"!! Welcome to MacDonalds, here we serve all our meat just fresh! Yep the truck was filled with pigs, stacked 2 stories high!! Sofia ran inside horrified at the squealing from the pigs, she wowed never to have pork again... Until a nice cob salad was offered her at Panera.
Life is full of irony. And bacon is full of iron.



For more pictures from day 2, check out the slideshow below!

Day 1 - Monday August 22, 2011

Day 1
Tripmeter 0
Leaving the Guth house at 14:47
Gorgeous blue sky, windy
Road trip here we come


















Took a picture downtown, asked an older man having coffee with his wife to take our picture afterwards he asked Us to have his wife take our picture as we sat in his lap.... We declined.


dinner. At Tony's pizzeria and Deli in Ilion, NY
Met Ken and Kathe
We have been following the eerie canal align I90 but no one knew that was it
Ken said he found Kathe at a yardsale in the freebie bin, ha haha


Remington gunmaker is the big employer
Slept at a Budget In in Farmington New York, very clean $76/ night

For more pictures from Day 1, check out the slideshow below!